Bacon Ranch Burger
Chubby's - Saratoga Springs, UT
May 06, 2020
Coronavirus was rampant, everywhere was hours out for delivery, only Chubby’s stood ready to deliver us our mediocre morsels on a whim.
“The Bacon Ranch Burger” was at first something to be admired. Kind of like seeing someone in a talent show do something that isn’t that impressive but you can tell they put their heart into it, so you applaud and nod your head anyways. Although this person in the talent show decided to dab as a conclusion to their unimpressive magic show and that just ruined everything. The bacon is there. The ranch is there. Leave it with those two extras and this burger would’ve netted solid 7, but Chubby’s had to go the extra mile and add some foreign ingredient that just didn’t belong there. The only way I can describe the myster flavor is by asking you to imagine someone spraying windex on the grill and then using the burger patty to wipe it up before placing it on the bun. What could’ve been a 7 is now left with a humble 4.
I decided to give Chubby’s shakes another whirl after having their imposter Oreo Milkshake last time. I decided to go simple with a plain old Chocolate Shake. To my surprise, someone must have read my blog post because this shake was creamy and smooth and easily consumed with a straw. For anyone that goes and enjoys a non-imposter milkshake at Chubby’s in the future, you are welcome.
overall
4/10
